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Hey there :) my name's Isabelle but you can call me Belle. You follow me I follow you. It would be a pleasure having you on my blog. I love you all and if any of you ever need someone to talk to, my ask box is always open to those in need <3 Snapchat: cupcakeho

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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donertella:

first things first

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alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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